Bad State Of Gruntledness

Yes, kids, that’s Count Danté up there. Master of the Black Dragon Fighting Society, Defeater of the world’s top masters of JUDO, BOXING, WRESTLING, KUNG-FU, KARATE, AKIDO, etc. in Death Matches.

Yes, Count Danté.

Why? Because when you come across something THIS FREAKIN’ COOL:

well, obviously something Must Be Done. And since I’ve been in a near-terminal blog funk lately, well the power and sheer deadlieness of Count Danté was just what I needed to get my Chi centered again.

Now, admittedly, the design still needs some work. I need to find a good Chop-Socky font so I can make some badges for the sidebar. And the link colors need changed. And there’s probably other crap I need to fix. But Count Danté could not be contained. His Forbidden Secrets of Dim Mak had to be unleashed on the Interwebs. Also, it’s late and it’s going to be a busy week, what with Comic-Con starting Thursday and no leave time remaining to yours truly,

Count Danté Will Not Be Denied!

In fact I think it’s safe to say that Count Danté would sweep the leg, even at risk of disqualification.

You can even order Count Danté’s book.

“Yes, this is the deadliest and most terrifying fighting art known to man- and is completely without equal. These maiming, multilating, disfiguring, paralyzing and crippling techniques are known by only a few people in the world. An expert at Dim Mak could easily kill many Judo, Karate, Aikido, and Gung Fu experts at one time with only fingertip pressure using his murderous Poison Hand Weapons.”

For $15.95 that may be the best deal on the internet.

Heck, these guys approve.

(Count Danté introduced to Bad State of Gruntledness by Chris’s Invincible Super Blog. Chris has my eternal thanks. I’m truly a new man. Also, I snagged the completely bitchin’ Knight Rider piccy from Chris. That may actually be among the top-ten things ever posted to the Intenets.)

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