Archive for September, 2005

Serenity

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

Five word review:
Damn. That was just… Damn.

Longer review:
Whedon definately pulled off the transition from TV series to movie. One of the things I was worried about was the fact that a lot of the reason Firefly worked so well was the character development, which you’ve got plenty of time to do over the course of a TV season. But a two-hour movie? Not so much.

Whedon pulls it off with aplomb, though. There’s enough exposition so that people who haven’t obsessively watched the DVDs aren’t lost, but not so much that fans are bored by retelling the story. And man, what a story. The movie is basically a two-hour episode of the show, only about four times as intense. Intense enough that at times it feels a little brutal in a kind of “stop beating my brain!” kind of way. But it works. Really, really well.

I was also worried that with a big movie budget that they’d go overboard on the special effects to the detriment of the story. They didn’t The effects are damn good and used to good effect, but they don’t dominate the movie the way they have some recent sci-fi movies. (*cough*Revenge of the Sith*cough*) The effects are basically the same as the series (I’m pretty sure the same company did them), but more lavish and bigger. The planet-side scenes are impressive, The space scenes are just about perfect, with none of that “I’m watching a video game” feel that CGI effects often has.

Overall, it’s a great movie and one I’ll probably go see again. And I’ll definately buy the DVD when it comes out.

Spoilerific plot synopsys later when I get a bit more time. Let’s just say some people die, Mal’s a magnificent bastard, and River kicks ass. Seriously, her kung-fu is strong. And the movie pretty much ties up the “River is bat-shit insane” storyline. But it does leave it’s options open for a sequel. Or a new series.

Monday, September 26th, 2005

Hopefully The Wife and I will be seeing Serenity tonight. I’m really interested to see how Whedon treats the Firefly universe as a movie, and where the whole River thing goes.

I’m inclined to like this movie, just because Firefly was pretty much the best sci-fi on TV in years, and one of the better shows in general. So, of course Fox screwed it up.

Anyway, review tomorrow assuming we get in.

Oh, and here’s the remarkably bland marketingspeak synopsys that the marketing company insists I include:

Joss Whedon, the Oscar® – and Emmy – nominated writer/director
responsible for the worldwide television phenomena of BUFFY THE
VAMPIRE, ANGEL and FIREFLY, now applies his trademark compassion
and wit to a small band of galactic outcasts 500 years in the
future in his feature film directorial debut, Serenity. The film
centers around Captain Malcolm Reynolds, a hardened veteran (on the
losing side) of a galactic civil war, who now ekes out a living
pulling off small crimes and transport-for-hire aboard his ship,
Serenity. He leads a small, eclectic crew who are the closest thing
he has left to family –squabbling, insubordinate and undyingly loyal.

Wow. I’m all aflutter. That’s powerful writing.

Identified Flying Object

Friday, September 23rd, 2005

Ah. So that’s what it was.

We were sitting on the patio at the bar last night when I looked up and saw this:

Cool. A rocket! Though it looked too close to be a launch from Vandenberg, it was:

VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE – A rocket carrying a military research satellite blasted off Thursday, dazzling spectators from California to Arizona with a rainbow of colors as it streaked across the sky at dusk.
The Minotaur rocket carrying a DARPA payload launched into orbit at 7:24 p.m. from Vandenberg Air Force Base, said Maj. Todd Fleming.

DARPA is the research and development arm of the Pentagon. The 920-pound “Streak” payload will stay in orbit for a year, gathering information about the Earth’s environment in low orbit. The mission’s cost is classified.

Those of you inclined to conspiracy theories may now don your tinfoil helmets and hide from the black helicopters. Everybody else just enjoy the pretty pictures

War Porn – .50 BMG

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

Not for the kiddies or those with delicate sensibilities. A sniper in Afghanistan taking out taliban fighters.

Let’s just say the .50 BMG packs a hell of a wallop.

click for war porn

Citrus and Garlic Pulled Pork

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

OH. MY. GOD. I think I’m having a tastegasm.

I had this idea a while ago for carnitas-style baby-back ribs.

This didn’t really turn out much like carnitas, and I didn’t use baby-backs, but GODDAMN! did it turn out awesome.

This isn’t really a recipie as much as it is an “I kinda did this, and it came out OK”, anyway, here we go:

Buy pork. I used spareribs, because they were on sale, but a shoulder roast should work too.
Get some limes, around 10 or so.
Orange Juice, maybe two cups or so, or a few actual oranges.
Salt
Garlic Powder
Black Pepper
Rum.

Mix the salt, garlic powder and pepper in roughly equal amounts and rub it generously onto the pork. let the pork sit in the fridge for a couple hours so the salt has time to soak in.
Juice a few limes and combine with an equal amount of orange juice, pour it over the pork and let it marinate. Hack up the fruit rinds and throw them in with the pork, too.

After a few hours, pour off most of the fruit juice, toss the rinds and inject the meat with a mixture of equal parts lime juice, orange juice and rum. Put the whole sheebang in the oven, covered, on 225F for about four hours. If you’ve got as fatty cut of pork you’ll want to pour off the drippings about halfway through.

Once it’s done shred it with a pair of forks and eat.

I’m not sure I could serve this to other people, just because I couldn’t stop eating it. I nearly snarled at The Wife when she tried to taste it.
This made about 2.5 pounds of meat, YMMV offer void where prohibited.